Just what every man needs

i received this in an email so i don't know what the source is, but i got a chuckle out of it as i've known many construction workers (and every one has shot themselves thru the hand with a nail gun at some point of their career) so thought i would share in case you just can't figure out what to get for the man that has everything;

From DeWalt
THE 16 - P RAPIDFIRE New Nail Gun, made by Dewalt.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink, when they have the board in the right place just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you fix or build anything else.